Difference between wife & girlfriend

Some people say :

Wife is a HARIMAU ............ ...auw! auw!
GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
kakakakakaka. ......... .. )
And some say :
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV , but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP , if you don't pay the
services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but
handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any
time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for
HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote .. HP don't have..
Last but not least.......
TV do not have virus, but h/p yes.....have VIRUS..once get it, HABIS LA. haahahaha
So better choose TV PLASMA...... ... lagi better big n slim
..hehehehhehee
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